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Flashback Friday: Vesper Bombs

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Vesper bombs

Vesper bombs

 

After hearing about Vesper Bombs for so long, it was great to actually be in Vegas during an epic Vesper Bombs session at Vesper. For $5, you get a shot of Fernet-Branca upturned in a glass of ginger beer. Pull the shot glass out and let it mix before downing the thing.

I was with a group of bartenders from around the country. The SF ones sniffed a bit about mixing the Fernet. The lore goes you drink the shot then chase it with ginger beer, but it’s never mixed. So in their eyes, this was an abomination (pun intended).

Ah well, it was still good.

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© The Minty // LA Cocktails  2013

 

Tiki Farewell, Bahooka

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Bahooka

Bahooka

 

I really can’t remember the first time I ever went to Bahooka but I have always loved it. Sadly the Polynesian/ Tiki restaurant and bar is closing in a couple of weeks. The space and alcohol license was sold but Bahooka maintains its name. This article mentions the possibility of salad dressing under the Bahooka name to be sold at Costco. During my visit on Sunday, our bartender mentioned there were two sales. So the beloved kitschy decor and possibly all those fish tanks may have gone to another buyer. I can only hope they mean to display or open their own tiki bar someday.

 

the bar at Bahooka

the bar at Bahooka

 

At 6 PM, there were a throng of people and the restaurant said it’d be at least a 2 hour wait. They were severely undestaffed and though they were plenty of tables, they just did not want to seat people. It was probably a good thing. We stood around the tiny bar and marveled.

flaming bowl of booze

flaming bowl of booze

 

Groups ordered flaming bowls of booze while I cautiously sipped my Planters Punch.

Planters Punch

Planters Punch

 

I probably would have gotten my favorite tiki drink, a Mai Tai, but a friend warned it was just very sweet. I lucked out. My Planters Punch was fine, if a little warm.

We managed to snag a booth eventually and took it all in. Where would all this STUFF go? I will miss the crazy decor but I won’t miss the food. Anyone who goes should know it’s for boozin’ rather than snacks.

 

Bahooka Family Restaurant

4501 Rosemead Blvd., Rosemead, CA 91770  –  (626) 285-1241

© The Minty // LA Cocktails  2013

MCC: Left of Center Beverage Programs with Tobin Ellis

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Tobin Ellis

When I spotted Tobin Ellis‘ seminar on Left of Center Beverage Programs at the Industry Invitational for Manhattan Cocktail Classic, I knew I wanted to attend. I had previously attended his Drink Engineering seminar at Nightclub & Bar back in March and found him to be an exceptional speaker.

Left of Center Beverage Programs

What is left of center? Breaking “the rules” and still run a successful bar. We went through several slides but the one that summed it all up was the best.

- Learn the science of thirst

Previously I had learned a bit from Tobin about the science of thirst. I hope he teaches a seminar on just this one topic next. It’s endlessly fascinating. Give your guest an overly sugary drink and it kills their appetite and therefore their thirst. Instead, you want to start with something more on the bitter side. Or better yet, something that’ll dry out their mouths and get them thirsty. Drinks with citrus work.

- Ignore your peers

So everyone is doing a speakeasy type bar. Forget them. What’s going to work for you in your spot?

- Forget the “fresh” rules

So it’s trending towards fresh. Tobin said you could get great drinks without becoming a gardener or a farmers market groupie (my words). He recommended a product called  Perfect Purees of Napa Valley (fair warning- they sponsored this seminar). He did caution though you want a product that is cost-effective yet still taste great. He went on to talk about Dress the Drink garnishes which he uses for his famous events.

- Kill your TV

It’s pretty obvious, yes?

- Save the baby seals

Who are some of the biggest customers at your bar? Don’t forget to cater to the 21-27 year women. The sweet drinks? Those are for them. Invert your drink recipe ratios and they’ll go for these drinks. I wanted to say something about this but thinking back to my dark days of Amaretto sours and French Martinis, I let it slide.

- Help people get laid

Hello! Bar owners should get drunk at their own bar. Is the lighting good? Too harsh? Tobin talked about the time a bar owner didn’t understand what his customers were experiencing on the other side of the bar until he drank one night and found the lighting was way too harsh.

- Be stubborn

But most of all, to run a successful “left of center” beverage program, you’re going to have to be stubborn. Tobin recounted a time he was revamping a program in Hawaii and he decided to do a deconstructed Mai Tai. He knew the bartenders there would be resistant until they tried the drink. It’s still a best seller.

The newly renamed “3 in the Pink”

 

We tasted a drink that featured Perfect Purees and a Dress the Drink dried orange wheel garnish. We had fun trying to come up with names for this drink. The tartness came exclusively from the puree. There were no fresh juices in this yet it tasted delicious. And it perfectly dried out our mouths. Time for another drink.

What did we rename it? A woman in the audience called out “3 in the Pink.”

Boom, there it is.

Tobin Ellis / Bar Magic

Drink Engineering with Tobin Ellis

Perfect Puree of Napa Valley

Dress the Drink

The Minty’s article for Tasting Panel Magazine

Manhattan Cocktail Classic

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© The Minty // LACocktails.com 2012

Nightclub & Bar: Drink Engineering with Tobin Ellis

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Drink Engineering with Tobin Ellis

 

At Nightclub and Bar, I attended a lecture by Bar Magic‘s Tobin Ellis. It was entitled Drink Engineering. I didn’t really know what to expect as the title just sounded like how to make cocktails. But as it turned out, it was so much more. Tobin should really teach a whole class on how to open and run a bar. It would make a great course at a hospitality school.

Tobin Ellis

 

I had met Tobin last October at Portland Cocktail Week. There he taught a class on free pouring. I also respected his judgement when he judged the Triple Buck with the Bon Vivants. Though I didn’t really get to know until a few months later at Social Mixology’s Repeal Day party at the Cathouse in Las Vegas. I knew he and his company recently trained and hired the bar staff for the new Lynyrd Skynyrd BBQ restaurant and bar.

First Tobin opened with knowing what kind of bar you wanted to open. Whether it would be a dive, speakeasy, or sports bar, you needed to know that. And know your market. If you’re a mid-market bar, maybe you don’t need a fancy POS system.

Also, you should be aware of costs. The price of limes goes up and down throughout the year. If you don’t know how much limes cost, that could affect your bottom line.

It was interesting to hear about how the money maker is booze. We have always known that but Tobin pointed out that small beers are actually money makers because bars tended to reduce the price of bigger glasses of beers.

Then he delved into supplier relations. He mentioned while some suppliers want to put all their products in your bar and come up with your drink list, don’t let them. Don’t fall for pay for play.

When training, make sure even the bar backs know what simple syrup should taste like. And what good is training the opening staff when they may not be there in 6 months. Training and testing is important at all times.

In preparing the drinks menu, know you will have a loss leader but you can always side sell. So you have a craft cocktails bar. The name of the game is hospitality. Maybe you don’t want to make a Cosmopolitan because you’re a booze nerd. Well, make one and then make someone even better. Perhaps an Aviation. Make that customer love it, make your bar memorable and make that customer come back.

We delved into some finer points of menu design including making sure there is a letterbox around some key cocktails. Those cocktails will sell the most. And typography is important. Headers should be san serif and the body text in serif but don’t use too many different kinds of fonts. It’ll be confusing. There should be an odd number of drinks like 7. You want people to order multiple rounds and even numbers make it too easy to try the whole menu. Also have a hook like Old Milwaukee in a can. It’ll rarely sell but it makes your list memorable.

If you put limits on your menu, never break your own rules. If you tell people they can only have 2 of one drink, that’s it. Also, if you run out of an ingredient, 86 the cocktail right away. Don’t substitute. It’ll never be the same. People might come back for it. They always want what they can’t have.

Then we got down some brass tacks. A good bartender can engage their guests at all times. They make sure everyone is having a good time.

Without a doubt, I thought this presentation was phenomenal. Tobin had 50 minutes to speak but I’m sure he could expound on so much more given his experience in the industry. He did eventually get into drink recipe making (– don’t be afraid to sell sweet drinks– you want to make money)  or what I naively thought of as drink engineering but I found the information on running a bar so much more interesting.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he got a lot of inquiries after his presentation. It would be worth the investment if your sales soared with his recommended tweaks.

 

Check out the slides from the lecture here.

 

Nightclub & Bar Convention

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Arizona Cocktail Week: Cocktail Culture & Trends

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Cocktail Culture & Trends: The US and Beyond

 

Moderated by Angus Winchester (Tanqueray Gin), the panel on Cocktail Culture and Trends: The US and the Beyond at Arizona Cocktail Week a few weeks back included panelists Andy Seymour (BAR Founder), Danny Valdez (Ron Zacapa), Todd Richman (Sidney Frank Importing), Marcos Tello (Bols Genever), Duggan McDonnell (Encanto Pisco), Aidan Demerast (Neat Bar), Sarah Mitchell (Juniper Society) and Danny Ronen (FAIR Spirits).

Angus caught us up on cocktail history. He explained America invented the cocktail in the 1800s and there was a golden age until Prohibition. Bartenders fled and people essentially forgot how to make drinks until about the 50s. That was the silver age of bartending. He’s calling our current times the bronze age. However, with the internet, this age seems to be about trends that come and go very quickly. What he’s seeing now are:

Fresh cocktails-

Even national chain restaurants like TGIFridays are doing fresh juice programs. They’re a bit of leaders with trends, having the cornerstone of flair bartending back in the 90s.

Twisted classics -

It seems every bartender is putting their own stamp on classics.

Angus asked how could we tell if it’s a genuine trend versus fashion. For instance, is it a trend if 100 bartenders are doing it or you can go to your local bar and get that “trendy” cocktail.

Andy Seymour mentioned he thought sherry and mezcal would be trendy years ago. A cocktail with mezcal, sherry, agave and Angostura bitters is very appealing now.

Sarah Mitchell explained how her Juniper Society came about. At her bar in London, she had a weekly tasting and discounted drinks. Pretty soon other bars followed suit with their own rum and agave (tequila) clubs.

The panel started discussing how vodka is not going away any time soon. It has a specific role to play.

Someone mentioned there were probably blog posts already about cocktail trends. As it so happens, I do have a post!

This distracted the panel as they started talking about how there should be a panel on “I Hate Bloggers/ I Love Bloggers.” But it did steer them to talking about how are trends being media driven. Bone Luge comes to mind. The panel seemed to agree that trends like cocktails on tap, carbonated drinks, barrel-aged cocktails were interesting but most people don’t care. Only the writers and cocktail geeks are into the trends.

And yet, we can’t help but be fascinated by cocktails from the 1880s, Madmen style cocktails, tiki, ice, bitters, punches, agave and what Angus calls bartender voodoo- resurrected old cocktails.

Todd Richman brought everything back to perspective by talking about what should matter- hospitality and how customer service comes first. The interaction between the bartender and guests is important.

 

There were a few noteworthy questions from the audience including a woman who wanted to discuss skinny cocktails as a trend. Clearly the panel was uncomfortable with this idea. They maintained as a group that spirits alone aren’t as high in calories. She insisted that she sells a ton of “vodka and fresca” which is practically calorie-free. But where is the joy of that?

We ended with Duggan instructing us to have the juice of the lemons he brought from San Francisco, reminding us what was really important — not just fresh juice was to a bar program but that we are alive and able to discuss such things.

 

Arizona Cocktail Week

10 Signs You Might Be a Cocktailian

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Picca's Flight of the Concords

 

  • The bartender knows your favorite drink.
  • The bartender sees you walk in and immediately starts making something “interesting” and wants your opinion.
  • The bartender wants to know your specs for the cocktail you  just ordered. He knows it but wants to know how you make it.
  • You know everyone at the bar. Even if it’s the first time you’ve been there.
  • It’s not the first time a bartender has told you to put that liquor bottle in your purse.* Who needs a flask?
  • Social Networking sites like Twitter and Facebook seem to suggest only bartenders as people you know.
  • You’ve already booked your trip to Tales. [of the Cocktail, of course]
  • You think you speak the same cocktailian language. And in fact, you are. Inside jokes are common. Bone Luge is a real thing.
  • You’re really amaro right now. As you were 3 years ago. Bitters too even if it’s really more of a tincture. Or is it an infusion?
  • Shots. Tequila. Jameson. Fernet. Yes, always.

 

 

* or your man bag

 

A Cocktailian Walks Into a Sports Bar…

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gin martini

 

I wanted to check out Bar | Kitchen’s Social Sunday but they were unfortunately closed due to extenuating circumstances. Since I had plans at LA Live later, I decided to check out Riordan’s Tavern. I was happy to see it was happy hour (every day from 3-6PM) and my martini was only $5. When the bartender asked vodka or gin, he seemed surprised I wanted gin. And then I was surprised it was a good one. Icy cold, swimming in botanicals. I should have asked what gin they used as their well. I didn’t look when the bartender made it. Did he shake or stir? It seems stirred which is how I like martinis. Perhaps I should have gotten a twist (to better complement those botanicals) but I was feeling snacky. Olives, then.

Usually when I walk into a new bar, I like to find a seat at the bar. There were a group of guys taking up a corner then a few open seats closer to the grill area. I found it a bit odd to see how small the bar was for a place called a tavern. I opted to sit in front of the grill rather than smushed into a corner and the wall. It was hot. I had an unintentional facial.

Being by myself, it’s easy to blend in and listen to the bar talk. The bartender handed me off to a cocktail server who didn’t know what a Snakebite was (it was on their happy hour menu- Harp & cider). She was bubbly, sweet and told me she couldn’t wait for a glass of wine soon. I liked her.

A few days ago, I read this great article on Shake Stir on how to drink like a lady at a bar. There were 10 rules which I mostly agree with. But I’d like to get to #9- no texting. The article talks about how being on your phone makes you look insecure or bored. True, it can. But like the person eating by themselves at a restaurant with a book, I really don’t see anything wrong if- this is a big IF– you’re in for a meal or drink by yourself. Meaning you’re not there to pick up anyone. I also know it’s not the bartender’s job to entertain me every 5 seconds. There’s only so much interaction you’re going to have, especially if the bar is slammed. And those guys in the corner? No, not happening.

On this early evening, I couldn’t help but overhear one of them didn’t like Jameson. That’s fine. But Riordan’s Tavern is an Irish bar. Well, ostensibly Irish. They seemed to have more Scotch than Irish whiskey but I digress. Then he said something that made me want to throw something. He liked fruity vodka and in fact didn’t like the taste of booze. Hello, still drinking the gin martini.

See this cell phone? I’m tweeting about you.

Fine, fine, I shouldn’t judge.

Back to the article, I actually think it’s easier for men to approach women if they have an “excuse.” Such as asking about her book. Or what apps she had on her cell phone. Yes, I’ve seen this happen.  Sitting around, drinking without seemingly something to do makes people wonder about you but I think perhaps negatively. It’s not often you see a woman alone at a bar. Unfortunately some may think she’s an alcoholic or “working.”

Oh, maybe that’s just me. Perhaps everyone thinks you’re empowered, that you love hanging out by yourself and you want to make new friends.

The reviews are rather poor for this bar. Complaints of service, food and pricing seem to crop up over and over again. I have no complaints. For that brief hour, it was fascinating to watch a slice of life at a sports bar. The bartender seemed to love to delegate duties. He even asked a line cook to make a Long Island iced tea (oh, it’s one of those types of bars). A trio appeared next to me. The women wanted Bud Light which the bar didn’t carry. They made do with Miller Light. I was a bit disappointed of their choice. But I had to remind myself where I was.

I was once told every bar has its time and place. On this non-busy Sunday afternoon, this bar was there for me.

Cheers!

 

Riordan's Tavern

Riordan’s Tavern

875 S Figueroa St., Los Angeles, CA 90017 – (213) 627-6879